What the hell do you think you're doing?!

Submitted by ciznutz on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 9:46pm
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Okay,

So this chump from Lees Mcrae was scouting the game.  Perfectly normal eh?  He was an alumni who just graduated and lives in Denver.  He came down to watch the game with his boyfriend from Denver (they must be from the Cheeseman Park area).  He was wearing a beanie that said "Lees Mcrae men's soccer."  So when this was seen, it was pointed out to me.  I approached him and his boyfriend & started small talk conversation which both were uncomfortable with.  Thoreson saw the activity and started asking questions too.  The two lost pups looked at each other and quickly realized their identity had been compromised.  I pushed Saint Thorton into the wanker and said "Make friends!"  He did, and shortly thereafter I saw his hat fly over the fence!  Not two minutes later the boner card came out.  What was this guy thinking by scouting OUR game in OUR house in OUR Hooligan Headquarters?!  Sit in the bleachers ya knobber!  Well, THANKS FOR COMING!  Don't worry about those notes ya spanka cuz your squad won't be invited to the final.  (pics in gallery)

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